An apple a day keeps the doctor away
I was working at a hotel, and I saw customers walking, talking, and running around quite gay. My manager, wearing a Hilton shirt and boxers, came up to me and said.
Manager: Yo, bro? Got twenty dollars you can spare?
Me: Nah, I’m in debt!
Manager: Broke motherfucker!
Before proceeding to give me the bird and skip away, and of course, I was used to it by now.
Then a random customer in a pink dress came up and asked me what time it was.
I said 5:30 pm, and he said, ” It’s time for 69, before running away.
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